birds-bones: Hey! Did you know: sex is okay so is masturbation watching porn won’t make you impure one night stands are okay too having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay sex with the same gender is alright not having sex doesn’t make you a prude your body your choice no matter your gender shaming other people for who they...
portablemiah: dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude
WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: favorite song ?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
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fevra: have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
someone: That's so gay
white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
someone: That's so gay
gay person: I know right
HOW TO TALK TO BOYS
umbricman: youcanstayinmyheart: prettyflyforaredspy: whoa really Gentlemen, our secret has gotten out.
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snorlaxatives: there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t flush public toilets
allcheckeredout: this is great just you me and this brick wall you built between us
rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I...
ohwhatprovidence: ohwhatprovidence: one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals i just sent him a...
worldwar2chainz: my hobbies include pausing nicki minaj videos
nomohomo: *opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
the-timelordwho-lived: ladynorbert: rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie: danyul-and-filup: princess-hardy: what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life. well fuck #And the calm and...
choomchooming: undead-marcher: vriskas: stout-shako: when one of your posts suddenly gets an unexpected burst of notes where do you guys even get these images oh my god Internet? really? i had no idea
irockyursox: exclamation marks in school text books make me really uncomfortable
psyducked: tylenold: why would you ever name your kid dick so you can freak people out as he grows up and say, “you wanna see how big my dick has gotten?”
thesickestjokes: My English teacher asked me to use ‘harassment’ in a sentence I replied “I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me”
ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis I just choked on my food. that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
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